Just because you can't bring us out in public without the likelihood of us throwing dry remarks at the kind of people who like to vape and listen to dubstep, doesn't mean we don't have a genuinely nice side.
Everyone else sees us as the guy who always has some smartass remark about everything, but you get more than that.
Because of this, we often go out of our way to show you exactly how much you mean to us.
During these times, we begin to shift our efforts from things like making quips about how “it takes a certain type of person to buy and wear an American Fighter t-shirt,” to planning a spontaneous dinner date at that restaurant you've been wanting to try but assumed we forgot about.
We can always tell when something is wrong because we realize we are the source of that anger at times. But whether it’s that inside joke we’ve had going on forever, an incredibly cheesy gift or that way-too-accurate Dwight Schrute impression that makes you crack up every time, we can always deliver when you need a good laugh to lighten the mood.
Need to know whether or not you should invite Rebecca out for drinks with everyone? We can do you one better by informing you that you can save your money because there is no such thing as a three-month anniversary after age 14. Sarcasm can get to be a bit much after a while, and we understand that.
There is a type out there for everyone, and you have chosen to travel down a path that cannot be traversed by just anyone.
But have no fear because you definitely made the right decision.
She understands when something is a joke and she’s not hypersensitive with everything she hears.
You can say almost whatever you want in front of her – at least whatever you would discuss with your best friend!