Thanks asshole, I didn’t want to fuck her or anything.
Redhead [kinda pulling me aside as El Bingeroso keeps talking to Blonde] “Did you really come to Dallas to go to a strip club? We had a week off from law school, so we came to visit some friends, hang out, that sort of thing.
No one cared about my problems, because they had already read about my father’s most recent divorce in Time magazine, and didn’t need any more details to know I was fucked up.Sling Blade does not deal well with emotional pain and as such he is now bitter because he imputes her cuckoldry on all women. He grew up in a very small town in Nebraska, with about 700 people, one Dairy Queen and one gas station.He remembered his father making his brother and him run timed 100-meter races against each other. When he got to elementary school he was fat and would constantly eat paste, so the teachers just assumed he was retarded and put him in the Special Ed class.And the very best part: cover charge and bottles and wells.” After initially calling bullshit, PWJ finally convinced us that this Lost City of Cibola did exist. Jon Benet summed it up, “And I used to think there was a bright line between a gentleman’s club and a brothel. But as the departure date loomed closer, some of the group started taking dives. -Brownhole is basically a pussy and a sycophant and was afraid that being arrested with us would ruin his political career. -Credit was dating a girl who Sling Blade once referred to as “The most evil demon-slut in the long history of female chicanery and deception.” Credit is a spineless coward and wanted to keep dating her, so he begged off the trip.Now you’re telling me it’s just gray…” This place was called Baby Dolls, and going there became our Holy Grail. -Golden Boy bailed because he had just returned from a week long trip to Russia and didn’t want to be apart from his fiancée for so much time. -Jo Jo made the same decision he makes whenever he sees a bunch of crazy white boys run off to get in trouble–he went the opposite way (see e.g., The Night We Almost Died and The Tucker Fest Disaster [coming soon]) -Jon Benet had the most ridiculous excuse.