DEVASTATED Lorraine Blench is penniless after an online Romeo tricked her out of nearly £120,000.Twice-wed Lorraine, 63, fell for the smooth talker who called himself Tony Peters and said he was an engineer working abroad. But I’m German and we still put “the” in front of the country name. The stereotype of the beautiful Ukrainian girl is true. No, no, no, no no…I’m not saying that Ukrainian women don’t have sexy asses. But their butt cheeks tend to be and not big and moving from one side to the other. Now let me show you why visiting this country in the summer can lead to severe neck pain, a long and dry tongue, and a big fat bump on your head... Visit Berlin and you have to to see a stunner who takes your breath away. Book a flight to Kiev and you can’t get out of the airport without risking your life. This is the only country on earth where radical feminists, even though a bit too crazy for my taste, are hot as hell. Sorry, but if you’re into big butts, you’ll be disappointed. You can’t compare a Western party girl in a mini skirt with a Ukrainian beauty in a mini skirt while she’s buying mincemeat and cheese in the local supermarket. Reading my Ukraine date (with screenshots of the messages I got) is completely free. There’s a high chance that she had an abusive ex-boyfriend who drank every day and that at least one of her family members is addicted to the socially accepted drug. The rule says that I don’t pay for her shit on the first date. It’s too bad that the Ukraine dating culture has other rules. Getting access to thousands of Ukrainian single women is cheaper than three Frappuccinos at Starbucks. The local girls enjoy philosophical and intellectually stimulating conversations. There are two reasons why you should do that: to hunt girls…even if you are. Alcohol kills more than 100.000 people (mostly men) every year. Everything…besides the fact that you have no clue what it takes to date a Ukrainian girl. Young Ukrainian girls do everything for their boyfriends because they look at them and see their harbor, their rock, their life. And she wants you to hold her, even though she can walk better in her high heels than you without shoes.
Two of the three guys I coached in Kiev were American. The German guy had no problem with this attitude because we Germans are ruthlessly honest by nature. These ladies are of the smiley and bubbly California girls. Stay away from craigslist and focus on online dating sites…but not on marriage agencies. They all use the same method and it still surprises me that it works. It can…but only if you choose THE BEST Ukrainian dating site. Last but not least…Let me introduce you to the city with the most Ukrainian beauties. That’s why I keep my mouth shut and enjoy the memories in my mind. She also won’t tweet #meetoo when you kiss her on the cheek. And it will be hard because she won’t show up in sneakers. Not to mention the fake eyelashes, fake nails, and the push-up bra. She’ll look at you with this disgusted face that Western girls make when they think “okay, that’s creepy”. Forget about As long as you try your best to get to know her, the ice princess will melt. You don’t have to be a frat boy to impress single Ukrainian ladies. Most pictures are uploaded by shady marriage agencies or by guys who want to squeeze you out of your hard-earned cash. It’s a city with 700.000 people, beautiful old buildings, and cheap but delicious food. She’s not shy, but she said that she would be disappointed if I reveal her name on my site. Young Ukrainian girls high heels, a tight dress or skirt, and perfect makeup..on a first date. Ukrainian women melt faster, but the first couple of minutes can still be cold as ice. She’s not my girlfriend, but we shared more than one special moment. I’ll never forget the first date with my girl from Lviv. She smelled them, smiled, and hugged me so tight that I couldn’t breathe. Russian girls are even colder and need longer to melt. You won’t believe that the naked beauty in your bed is real. Ukrainian women are amazing in bed, but amazingly resistant to get in.